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This is Esti Ginzburg, who qualifies as a Morning Head girl because she's wearing next to nothing and is hot. Really, I'm pretty easy.Sorry for the brief absence from derelictable activities, but shit's been busy. Expect things to return to normal levels or the next few weeks. And just for your viewing pleasure, here's three days worth of Morning Head girls since I've been gone. 1, 2 and 3. Yes, that last one is a porn star. Her name is Alexis Texas. I suggest a Google video search when you have a minute or seven alone. You're welcome.
Unfortunately, I've decided to return a day after the Red Wings literally crapped on the ice. Just shit, every where. It was disgusting. Then they gave up 10 goals to the St. Louis Fucking Blues. The Blues are in 12th place in the Western Conference. They're not that good. I'd be worried about the fact the Wings are only one point ahead of San Jose for second place (with the Sharks having a game in hand), but none of the bottom four in the West looks like it would be particularly fun to play in a 7-game series. The East, meanwhile, remains a shit sandwich. I'd also like to apologize to Craig Custance, who warned us that this could be bad if Jimmy Howard went down and Osgood wasn't back, and I passed it off as worry about something that we don't need to worry about. Then Jimmy actually got hurt and this happened. (Freep)
Baseball starts today! If it doesn't rain, or snow, that is. I'm linking you to Tony Paul's Covering the Bases blog at the Detroit News, because it will guide you through the season and it will have the perfect balance between national baseball blog and Tigers baseball blog. I'd do a whole post about the season, but I'm lazy, so here are my predictions for the year:
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Tigers
AL West: Rangers
AL Wildcard: Yankees
AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera
AL Cy Young: Felix Hernandez
NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Brewers
NL West: Giants
NL Wildcard: Rockies
NL MVP: Ryan Braun
NL Cy Young: Cliff Lee
World Series: Phillies over Tigers in six.
Somebody tried to fight Dominique Wilkins Wednesday night after the Hawks game, and this happened to him. I'll never understand why people try to fight professional athletes. I mean, I know why they do it, because they're trying to prove something. But I'll never understand that mentality, as it's likely going to end with you either getting your ass kicked by said athlete or said athlete's entourage. It's a lose-lose situation. (Plixi ... side note: if you all get the same ad that I did at this site, you may completely miss the actual picture. My goodness.)
HBO dropped a bomb on Auburn last night with its Real Sports special on the NCAA. Believe it or not, Auburn is apparently paying players. I know, you're shocked. So is Gene Chizik. Well, he's more mad,
Speaking of dumpster fires, the Pistons still haven't been sold, and the team still blows. (MLive)
Matt Painter's heart is at Purdue, now that it made him richer and gave him an extension. Why do coaches keep doing this bullshit? We know you're going to go to the next great job. We know you're always looking to climb the ladder. Every modern day coach outside of Joe Paterno has his price -- even Tom Izzo, who would be on the Cleveland sidelines right now had he been given assurances LeBron was sticking around. If you don't believe that, Gene Chizik has an extra bed in his room at the Lalalala Can't Hear You Hotel. (ESPN)
While we were away, Jalen Rose got popped for a DUI. Well, he actually got popped for it early in March, but the news of it just came out this week. He's apologized, of course, but this just seems like a shitty way to end the whole Fab Five drama, and probably gives Duke the last laugh. And yes, I think that Coach K and other people at Duke are the type of people to laugh at someone getting a DUI. Hell, I'm that type of person. (TMZ)
No news, because the news is boring and depressing. I'm going straight sports on you today. But here's something amazing (you're going to need the volume on this one):
