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The Two-Day Hangover
Symptoms
Day 1: Headache, sleepiness, feeling like you have to take a shit but you really don't have to take a shit, loss of appetite, sudden rushes of hunger, loss of appetite again after making food, sleepiness accompanied by not actually being able to fall asleep, dehydration, shit breath.
Day 2: Sleepiness, a feeling of "what the fuck, I thought I got over this yesterday," more dehydration, return of the ability to urinate, neon yellow urine, feeling like you have to take a shit but taking one that is a lot smaller than you expected it to be, massive return of appetite.
Those most susceptible
College graduates in their mid to late 20s who think they can still drink like they're in college; high schoolers; Jack Russell Terriers.
