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Showing posts with label Jimmy Howard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Howard. Show all posts
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I don't dislike Pat Caputo. I follow him on Twitter, he follows me back (like he does with most of his followers). I sent him a direct message when he called Brad Penny "Grant Penny" in his blog, as to not embarrass him publicly.

I've never really been a big reader of his columns, however, probably because I've never lived anywhere near the paper's circulation. The headline on his latest one, however, forced me to click, and my goodness, it didn't disappoint.

CAPUTO: Howard can't surrender any more 'iffy' goals to Sharks

See? Don't you want to click on that? I thought I was going to get Rick Roll'd. Unfortunately, I did not.

There were many times Friday and Sunday when Red Wings’ goalie Jimmy Howard was great.

He made save after save, many of them spectacular, in Game 1 and Game 2 of Detroit’s Western Conference semifinal playoff series against the San Jose Sharks.


Yes, correct. "He was the only reason the Wings only lost by one" would also be a sufficient way of describing Howard's play. I suspect that will be the next sentence.

But it was the one save Howard didn’t make Sunday that was the difference in a 2-1 loss.

This, technically, is a factual statement. Niclas Wallin's goal early in the third period wound up being the game-winning goal in the game and the definition of "game-winning goal" is the goal that provided the difference in the final score. But if that's what our friend here was getting at, he would have just said, "Jimmy Howard allowed the game-winning goal." This difference is different. And awful.

With the Red Wings already trailing 1-0, Niclas Wallin of the Sharks took what appeared to be an innocent-looking shot that hit off Howard’s shoulder, his helmet and dropped behind the thin, red goal line.

Why add the "thin, red goal line" part? And is the red line in the goal really thin? It seems pretty proportional to me.

Here’s the bottom line about Howard. Doesn’t matter if Red Wings’ defenseman Niklas Kronwall’s stick was, “in the road,” so to speak, making it a more difficult save. Doesn’t matter if the puck was deflected. It still caught most of Howard. He should have made that save. It should have been a 1-0 deficit for the Red Wings down the stretch. Instead, it was 2-0 and essentially, the game was out of reach.

No, actually those things do matter. Deflected pucks beat goalies because the NHL is a really fucking fast game. Howard closed out the angle of Wallin, got in position, and the puck came up on his ear, which is an incredibly awkward place to have something come at you. That's why the goal was so awkward looking. It wasn't an impossible save to make by any means, but it would have been a good save had it been made. You don't need to dive across the crease to make a spectacular save.

When the stakes are this high, and if the Red Wings are going to win the Stanley Cup title, their goalie has to make that save 99.9999999 percent of the time.

Again, this is based off the opinion that the save would have been an easy one, which I'm not so sure it would have been. Regardless, Howard pretty much has made those saves 99.9999999 percent of the time in this series. Again: He's the single, solitary reason these were both one-goal games.

Is it fair in the sense Howard often made brilliant stops merely to keep the Red Wings in the game? Or that he kept the Red Wings in Friday’s game with many splendid stops, despite Detroit being badly outplayed? Or that Howard was essentially expected to win these games on his own — given the Red Wings have scored only two goals in two games?

No.


Correct. So don't write a fucking column about it.

The Red Wings played poorly by their high standards on Friday, and were at least matched by the Sharks in terms of puck possession and scoring chances Sunday.

The Red Wings have played poorly by a lot of standards in Games 1 and 2, and in what world does the Sharks puck possession and scoring chances in Game 2 "at least match" that of the Red Wings? How about "were dominated by the Sharks in terms of puck possession and scoring chances Sunday"? Did Caputo only watch the third period of this game? I'm asking a serious question.

Yet, there is no margin for error at this stage. The Sharks are motivated. They are very talented. The Sharks have a goalie who has proven he can win the Stanley Cup in Antti Niemi, who didn’t flinch. Howard did — and that ultimately became the primary issue of this particular hockey game.

Niemi's played well in this series, but Howard has been asked to do much, much more. Sure, Niemi had to make some saves, but the Red Wings haven't had much sustained pressure in this series. The Sharks, meanwhile, have looked like they've been on the power play for most of it.

It’s just a fact of a goalie’s life come playoff time. He can be great, yet at the same time not be good enough. Just takes one mistake. A lone shot that got away. Such moments are so difficult to get back. Difficult, true, but not impossible.

The Stanley Cup playoffs often develop wild momentum shifts. The Red Wings can get it back on their side Wednesday night by winning Game 3 at Joe Louis Arena.


Not going to argue with this point. My wife could have made it, but I'm not going to argue with it.

They did play much better Sunday, which was widely anticipated. The Sharks, however, matched the Red Wings in that regard.

Again with this "matched" bullshit. The Sharks didn't "match" anything the Wings did. They dominated them, overpowered them. It was sad to watch. At one point, I tweeted that this must be what it was like to be a Coyotes fan. I also received the following texts during the game: "wings struggln" "Todd mcclellan owns mike babcock, knows everything he is going to do" "We r getting dominated" "We r getting owned..."

The only thing that matched in this game were Joe Pavelski's beard and his pubes.

It’s odd, but penalties are an issue for the normally disciplined Red Wings. Justin Abdelkader, a good young player, has to stop with the high-sticking penalties. It was an unnecessary penalty that led to San Jose’s first goal on a power play.

Wait, wasn't the big concern coming into this series (and in last year's series against the Sharks), the Wings inability to stay out of the penalty box? Didn't Phoenix claw back into games in Round 1 because the Wings took undisciplined and stupid penalties?

The Red Wings also must do a better job of really testing Niemi. While they did get their share of shots on goal Sunday, they didn’t create enough traffic in front of San Jose’s goal.

You don’t often see pretty goals this time of the year. It’s about attacking the net and making it rough in front of the opposing goaltender.

San Jose did a much job in that regard in Game 1 and Game 2. Howard, the questionable goal allowed aside, has handled that aspect well.

The Red Wings haven’t put Niemi through nearly the same type of ordeal, though.

There aren’t a lot of secrets here.


OK, hold on. *scrolls up* Yep, we did compare Niemi and Howard earlier in this column, and now we're admitting they're basically playing with two different decks of cards. These are the arguments you're supposed to have with yourself before you write the column.

The Red Wings did a better job of carrying the play to the Sharks Sunday, but still weren’t threatening enough. They took an unnecessary penalty, and were burned by it. Their goalie allowed an “iffy” goal.

Seriously, he only watched the third period, didn't he? The Wings didn't carry shit to the Sharks on Sunday, just like they didn't carry shit to them on Friday. That's why even though the Wings have really only lost two games on the road by a combined two goals, it still feels like they're down more than 2-0 in this series.

So they lost a one-goal decision to the Sharks in the Western Conference semifinals for the sixth time in two seasons. There’s a pattern here.

The Red Wings have to win Wednesday.

Whatever wiggle room they had has disappeared.


Such a dramatic end to a steaming pile of shit.

But Caputo is right, there is a pattern here, at least when it comes to this year's series. The pattern is that Jimmy Howard plays his ass off, gives his team a chance to win games they have no business winning, and they're unable to do much more than chase the Sharks around their zone.

If you were to list the reasons the Red Wings lost Game 2, "Jimmy Howard" would have been pretty far down that list, somewhere between "Ruslan Salei's inability to skate" and "Todd Bertuzzi's beard feeling the residual effects of Osama bin Laden's death."
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This is Esti Ginzburg, who qualifies as a Morning Head girl because she's wearing next to nothing and is hot. Really, I'm pretty easy.

Sorry for the brief absence from derelictable activities, but shit's been busy. Expect things to return to normal levels or the next few weeks. And just for your viewing pleasure, here's three days worth of Morning Head girls since I've been gone. 1, 2 and 3. Yes, that last one is a porn star. Her name is Alexis Texas. I suggest a Google video search when you have a minute or seven alone. You're welcome.

Unfortunately, I've decided to return a day after the Red Wings literally crapped on the ice. Just shit, every where. It was disgusting. Then they gave up 10 goals to the St. Louis Fucking Blues. The Blues are in 12th place in the Western Conference. They're not that good. I'd be worried about the fact the Wings are only one point ahead of San Jose for second place (with the Sharks having a game in hand), but none of the bottom four in the West looks like it would be particularly fun to play in a 7-game series. The East, meanwhile, remains a shit sandwich. I'd also like to apologize to Craig Custance, who warned us that this could be bad if Jimmy Howard went down and Osgood wasn't back, and I passed it off as worry about something that we don't need to worry about. Then Jimmy actually got hurt and this happened. (Freep)

Baseball starts today! If it doesn't rain, or snow, that is. I'm linking you to Tony Paul's Covering the Bases blog at the Detroit News, because it will guide you through the season and it will have the perfect balance between national baseball blog and Tigers baseball blog. I'd do a whole post about the season, but I'm lazy, so here are my predictions for the year:

AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Tigers
AL West: Rangers
AL Wildcard: Yankees
AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera
AL Cy Young: Felix Hernandez

NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Brewers
NL West: Giants
NL Wildcard: Rockies
NL MVP: Ryan Braun
NL Cy Young: Cliff Lee

World Series: Phillies over Tigers in six.

Somebody tried to fight Dominique Wilkins Wednesday night after the Hawks game, and this happened to him. I'll never understand why people try to fight professional athletes. I mean, I know why they do it, because they're trying to prove something. But I'll never understand that mentality, as it's likely going to end with you either getting your ass kicked by said athlete or said athlete's entourage. It's a lose-lose situation. (Plixi ... side note: if you all get the same ad that I did at this site, you may completely miss the actual picture. My goodness.)

HBO dropped a bomb on Auburn last night with its Real Sports special on the NCAA. Believe it or not, Auburn is apparently paying players. I know, you're shocked. So is Gene Chizik. Well, he's more mad, that his program has again been outed for being dirty as hell that people are smearing the good name of the Auburn football program. The really interesting part of this was that Michigan State was also mentioned as a school giving hundred dollar handshakes. Auburn, LSU and Ohio State we knew about. MSU? Somebody needs to learn how to properly cheat. (Sports by Brooks)

Speaking of dumpster fires, the Pistons still haven't been sold, and the team still blows. (MLive)

Matt Painter's heart is at Purdue, now that it made him richer and gave him an extension. Why do coaches keep doing this bullshit? We know you're going to go to the next great job. We know you're always looking to climb the ladder. Every modern day coach outside of Joe Paterno has his price -- even Tom Izzo, who would be on the Cleveland sidelines right now had he been given assurances LeBron was sticking around. If you don't believe that, Gene Chizik has an extra bed in his room at the Lalalala Can't Hear You Hotel. (ESPN)

While we were away, Jalen Rose got popped for a DUI. Well, he actually got popped for it early in March, but the news of it just came out this week. He's apologized, of course, but this just seems like a shitty way to end the whole Fab Five drama, and probably gives Duke the last laugh. And yes, I think that Coach K and other people at Duke are the type of people to laugh at someone getting a DUI. Hell, I'm that type of person. (TMZ)

No news, because the news is boring and depressing. I'm going straight sports on you today. But here's something amazing (you're going to need the volume on this one):

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Megan Fox wore a bikini, which automatically makes her the Morning Head girl today. I'm sure that's why she did it.

The NCAA Tournament is back today, so it's safe to get out of bed again. Seriously, even though we had other sports going on, is there anything like the three-day lag between the second round and the Sweet 16? We go from games on all day, to no games. It's like taking meth away from an addict, not offering any form of rehabilitation, and saying, "we'll give this back to you in three days."

But I'm going to make you wait a little longer for NCAA news, because I read three stories this morning that made me think, "was this really necessary? Didn't we already know this?"

First up, Terry Foster of the Detroit News, who tell us the Heat aren't going win the NBA title because they don't have a big man or a point guard. He apparently took the 1950s-esque, "I'll just wait to watch this team until it comes to my town," approach with the Heat. I just googled "Heat won't win the NBA title" and had more than 13,000 results. "Heat need a point guard" returns 8,580 results. "Heat need a big man" brought me 6,010 results. What I'm saying is, Terry Foster wasted the entire second half of his column telling us something we've been told, literally, thousands of times. In his defense, he also called the Heat "the sexy choice" to win it all, which means he probably had no idea anyone was saying such things about the Heat. I don't know which is worse. (DetNews)

Let's stay local with Pat Caputo, another 97.1 The Ticket radio host, who tells us the playoffs are going to be tough from the beginning for the Red Wings this year. Apparently Caputo hasn't watched the first round of the NHL Playoffs since, well, maybe never. Unlike any other sport, the first round of the NHL Playoffs offer up best-of-seven upsets. The Red Wings have been a team upset by lesser seeds. But that's not really what upset me the most about this waste of Internet space. Caputo tells us the pressure is on the Red Wings, who are only two points ahead of the Sharks for second in the West. They're under pressure because the Kings and Predators are six and seven, both tough matchups for the Wings. So the Wings are under pressure, but apparently it doesn't matter because both of their potential opponents are bad matchups. Oh, and it's going to depend on how Jimmy Howard plays. A team relying on its goaltender in the playoffs? That's a novel idea. (Oakland Press)

Which segues us into a Craig Custance article, which was surprisingly useless. I like Custance, but apparently somewhere along the way somebody informed him that the Red Wings were counting on Chris Osgood in the playoffs, and now that he's injured, it's Jimmy Howard or bust. It's been Jimmy or bust for the last two years. We know that. The Red Wings know that. Henrik Zetterberg's answer to Custance's question seems to imply he thought Custance should know that. (Sporting News)

Here's your NCAA Tournament schedule for the next two days. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it) you won't have to take time off of work to watch. My picks: SDSU, Duke, Florida, Butler, Carolina, Ohio State, Florida State, Kansas. (SB Nation)

Everybody, you can breathe again. Chris Brown has apologized for his outburst on Good Morning America. Brown is good at apologizing, probably because he's had so much practice. In fact, I believe his skill list goes, in order, as such: Apologizing, beating defenseless women, beating defenseless windows, bleaching his hair, getting shitty tattoos, singing. (Huffington Post)

Here's your daily Libya update: Gadhafi was all like, "Fuck your no-fly zone" and the French -- the FRENCH! -- were all like, "No, fuck you," and they shot it down. This has been your daily Libya update. (ABC News)

Today's Amazingness is something from the Pistons. I know, right?