Morning Head: Yes, Brooklyn Decker's boobs are on the Internet, and they're amazing

Candice Swanepoel, ladies and gentleman. But mostly gentleman.

But let's not mess around. Yesterday, and now today, is all about the Internet finding out there are topless pictures of Brooklyn Decker out there, and that they're as fabulous as you expected them to be (NSFW, duh). You might be saying to yourself, "They're just boobs. Why all the extra excitement?" Well, because they're Brooklyn Decker's boobs. A set that we've very nearly seen all of for a few years, but -- I personally -- never thought we'd see the whole thing(s). This is a bigger moment than I think you're giving it credit for, and frankly, I'm disappointed that my head has come up with a scenario where you don't think this is a big deal. (Egotastic)

The Detroit Red Wings are likely going to end hockey in Phoenix, and they could do it tonight, right in front of the hundreds of Coyotes fans that are sure to pack the spaces around Red Wings fans in Jobing.com Arena. Yes, I understand the irony of the fact the Wings were the team that ended hockey in Winnipeg, and now they're about to bookend the Phoenix era. In all seriousness, I feel bad for the young Coyotes fans who have attached themselves to this team. It has to be tough knowing you're about to lose something that's become a part of your life. I don't feel bad for, say, Shane Doan, however. I actually kind of hope the team moves to Siberia and joins the KHL, actually, when I think of Doan's future. (AZ Central)

As for the Wings, a win tonight also equals rest, which is huge in the playoffs, especially for an old, ailing team like the Wings. Going to Game 5 wouldn't be that big of a deal, because they'll have to travel back to Detroit at some point anyway, but Game 6 is not an option. Honestly, I think they finish it off tonight. And yes, I realize I was horribly wrong on my last prediction. (Freep)

I woke up late this morning because I spent a lot of my night watching the best game of the NHL Playoffs so far. Sure, it ended shittily, with the Sharks Devin Setoguchi netting an overtime winner to beat the Kings, but getting to that point was a lot of fun. The Kings went up 4-0, only to let the Sharks claw to within one, only to score about 20 seconds later to go back up two, only to give up that lead before the second period had ended. The game ended 6-5 and nobody scored in the third period. It's going to be real tough for the Kings to bounce back from this. (Mercury News)

Meanwhile, the Blackhawks finally showed up. It only took a 3-0 deficit for them to do it. Vancouver is still going to win this series, but if the Hawks can push it one more game, that would be ideal. But this was nice enough, as it not only means an extra game for the Canucks, but also could have planted a little seed of doubt in the mind of Roberto Luongo, a noted head case. (Chicago Tribune)

The Knicks lost in heart-breaking fashion last night, as Amare Stoudemire and Chauncey Billups finished the game watching from the bench. Carmelo Anthony was very, very good, but it wasn't enough. Will Leitch is good at writing. (NY Mag)

Wake me up in late July -- wait, no, that's when my wife is due -- early August and tell me how the Tigers are doing. At that point, I'll decide whether or not I'm going to pay attention the rest of the way. Because having to care about a team that is losing by 10 fucking runs to the Mariners is really annoying, especially when I know that this game is likely insignificant because it's one of 162. What I'm saying is that baseball season is way too fucking long to be a fan of a team like the Tigers. (DetNews)

Brandon Knight, Terrence Jones and DeAndre Liggins looked at who was in this year's draft pool and were like, "Ha! Yes, please." Kentucky will still be good next year, as Doron Lamb and some others return, plus they have another ridiculous recruiting class coming in -- I know, hard to believe. But this does solidify North Carolina as preseason No. 1. (ESPN)

Somewhere in Louisiana, this happened. I'm sure you're shocked. (Hattiesburg American)

I don't know why, but this kid's videos have me mesmerized. Add in some special guests, and I'm totally hooked: